Got Her Cables Crossed
(I am an assistant manager in the box office of an exhibition space in Times Square. This exhibition space has many investors. One is a popular cable television network from which the space took its name. A relatively normal-looking customer approaches my window.)
Me: “Hello! How can I help you?”
(The customer pauses, looking nervous.)
Me: “Did you have any questions about the exhibit?”
Customer: “Um, yes.”
Me: “Okay… go ahead.”
Customer: “YES! I was wondering why you took away my [aforementioned cable network] channel. I can’t understand why you would do that. My children and I really enjoyed learning about the things that we saw. It was good!”
Me: “Ah, I see. Well, even though [cable network] is our namesake, we’re not at all affiliated with their programming. I’m sorry. I would recommend calling your cable provider to see if there were any changes in your service.”
Customer: “No, but yes, but NO. I can’t understand why you would do this! Because you see it’s my CHILDREN. It was something that we enjoyed TOGETHER.”
Me: “Yeah. I hear ya. Unfortunately, that’s not us. We’re a museum space.”
Customer: “Is this because of Oprah?”
Me: “So, I… what?”
Customer: “OPRAH. I know she was changing some things around.”
Me: “Uh…”
Customer: “I can’t believe you took this away from my children just because Oprah told you to.”
Me: “Ma’am, I can assure you that we have nothing whatsoever to do with Oprah.”
Customer: *turning to leave* “I just can’t believe Oprah would do this to her black brothers and sisters. They were LEARNING.”
Me: “Um, right. You have a great night.”
Customer: *turning and yelling from across the lobby* “So this wasn’t the place?”
Me: “This was not the place.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?