Got A Sinking Feeling About Sis
(My sister and I are watching ‘Captain America’ for the first time. We reach a scene where a bad guy tosses a kid in the water to escape.)
Sister: “People back then couldn’t swim!”
Me: “What?”
Sister: “In the 1940s, people couldn’t swim.”
Me: “That has got to be the dumbest thing you’ve ever said.”
Sister: “Wait, what?”
Me: “You think that people in 1950 just magically realized that it would be pretty cool if they could swim in the water?”
Sister: “Wow…did I really just say that?”