Got A Head For Pick-Up Lines

| Friendly | February 26, 2015

(My friend has found a piece of wood shaped like a sword and has been swinging it around; he tells me that I have to christen it by getting my head chopped off, but I don’t get the meaning until later.)

Me: “Are you volunteering yourself?”

Friend: “No, I’m volunteering you.”

Me: “But my head’s too pretty.”

Friend: “And mine’s not…”

Me: “It’s good enough for a pike.”

Friend: *laughs* “I wouldn’t try using that as a pick-up line.”

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