Got A Gut Feeling About This

(I’m talking on the phone with my mom, who is filling out a medical history form prior to getting a colonoscopy.)

Mom: “I can’t believe all of these questions they’re asking. Do I have kidney trouble, back trouble, neck pain…”

Me: “Neck pain? Um, exactly how far up are they planning to go with that thing?”

Mom: “I don’t know, but they also want the name of my dentist.”