Got A Good Hand(le) On Music
(My fiancée and I are both metal-heads. We’re lying in bed, having just turned out the lights, and are holding hands. I decide to squeeze hers in the rhythm of random metal songs to see if she can guess them. I do the first one that comes to mind.)
Fiancée: “‘Master of Puppets.'”
Me: “Right!”
(I do another.)
Fiancée: “‘Holy Diver.'”
Me: “Yay!”
(I’ve got a song in mind, but in an attempt to confuse her I do an incredibly fast and chaotic series of squeezes, not set to any discernible rhythm.)
Fiancée: “…’Through the Fire and Flames.'”
Me: “YES!”
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