Got A Forehead For Business

, , , , , | Related | August 21, 2019

(My brother and I — age 21 and 25 respectively — and our mum are sat in the living room together. My brother still lives with our parents and I’m here visiting. Somehow the topic of how much my mum does for my brother comes up. This is all said in a jokey manner.)

Mum: “Do I have ‘slave’ tattooed on my forehead?”

Brother: “I’ll pay you.”

Mum: *disbelief* “You’ll start paying me?”

Brother: “No, I’ll pay for you to have ‘slave’ tattooed on your forehead.”

 

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