Got A Foothold On Cheesy Puns

| Romantic | February 7, 2015

(I am frequently self-conscious about my foot odour, even though my boyfriend says they’re fine. This conversation takes place over text and I am complaining.)

Me: “FOOT SMELL.”

Boyfriend: “Your feet don’t smell, babe.”

Me: “They so do. Like cheese.”

Boyfriend: “Cheese feets?”

Me: “Cheese feets.”

Boyfriend: “Are they cold?” *asked because I have terrible circulation, so they normally are*

Me: “No, they’re sweaty”

Boyfriend: “Your feet are good.”

Boyfriend: “Or should I say gouda.”

Me: “I’m putting this on the Internet.”

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