Got A Foothold On Cheesy Puns
Chats & DMs | Romantic
| February 7, 2015
(I am frequently self-conscious about my foot odour, even though my boyfriend says they’re fine. This conversation takes place over text and I am complaining.)
Me: “FOOT SMELL.”
Boyfriend: “Your feet don’t smell, babe.”
Me: “They so do. Like cheese.”
Boyfriend: “Cheese feets?”
Me: “Cheese feets.”
Boyfriend: “Are they cold?” *asked because I have terrible circulation, so they normally are*
Me: “No, they’re sweaty”
Boyfriend: “Your feet are good.”
Boyfriend: “Or should I say gouda.”
Me: “I’m putting this on the Internet.”
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