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Gosh, We Wonder Why Someone Would Sue Him?

, , , , | Legal | June 20, 2022

I am an attorney, and I am about to attend a new client consultation. The prospective client is being sued for sexual harassment and sex-based discrimination in his workplace. Immediately upon entering the room, the prospective client greets me like this.

Client: “Hey, hot stuff. What’s a pretty little thing like you doing here?”

At this point, I have just put my briefcase down on the table and have just pulled the chair out to sit. I push the chair back under the table and pick my briefcase back up.

Me: “I am recusing myself from your case as I do not feel I will be able to remain impartial while representing you. You are welcome to seek a consultation with another attorney at the firm if you desire. Goodbye.”

Shortest client consultation ever.

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