Goop-Scented Make-Up
I am working the dressing rooms when a woman falls out of one of them, totally naked, shoving makeup up her vagina. She looked me dead in the eyes and says:
Customer: “Are you just going to stand there or help me?!”
Me: *Loudly.* “Manager, please!”
After the manager arrived I took an extended break!
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
