Goodwill Grass

, , , | Right | February 23, 2019

(I work as a donations attendant at a thrift store. My job is basically to accept donations from customers and to reject donations that are too damaged or that we cannot take. A lady comes in with twenty-two big black plastic bags that she says is all clothing. Since we accept all clothing, I don’t bother to rip open the bag and see what’s in it. I finish taking the bags, give her a receipt with a coupon on it, and tell her to have a good day. About an hour later I’m pushing in the cart with the twenty-two plastic bags and one falls out and rips slightly. Being curious, I decide to rip it open further and see what’s in it.)

Me: “WHAT THE F***?!”

Coworker: “What’s wrong?”

Me: “An hour ago, a lady gave me twenty-two big plastic bags that she said were full of clothes. Well, they aren’t clothes. They are all filled with GRASS CLIPPINGS!”

(My coworker about died laughing, and after throwing all the bags in the compressor I ended laughing about it, too. I don’t want to believe this lady intentionally gave me grass just to get a coupon, but HOW do you mix up your grass clippings with clothes?!)

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