Goodbye, Wisdom; Hello, Wit
I am the author of this story about my son who is famous for his one-liners.
A few years ago, we had to take him out of school to get his wisdom teeth pulled before we could start the process of braces. It was the Friday before a three-day weekend, so he didn’t go back to school until the following Tuesday. When he returned to school, his best friend asked why he was absent.
Son: “I was getting my wisdom teeth pulled, so now I can speak only stupid.”
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What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?