Goodbye, Norma JWoww
Girl #1: “Would I look like Marilyn Monroe with my hair curled?”
Guy #1: “Who is Marilyn Monroe?”
Half of the Class: “What? Seriously? Are you kidding?”
Girl #1: “Who is Marilyn Monroe?!”
Guy #1: “Well, who is she?”
Girl #1: “Seriously, you don’t know who Marilyn Monroe is?”
Guy #1: “I don’t know that b****!”
Guy #2: “Dude, she’s… you know that chick from Jersey Shore?”
(Girl #1 makes the most epic “are you kidding me” face I’ve ever seen.)
Guy #2: “Nah, I’m just kidding; just kidding.”
Girl #1: “But SERIOUSLY, you don’t know?”
Guy #1: “No, who is she?”
Girl #1: “She’s like, an actress—”
Random Girl: “But she’s old now.”
Random Guy: “She’s not old; she’s dead.”
Girl #1: “Yeah, and she sang, too.”
Guy #1: *totally ignoring random guy* “Oh, Jwoww! You meant Jwoww!”
Guy #2: “Yeah! Jwoww!”
Question of the Week
What’s the kindest act you’ve ever experienced?