Good Use Of Bad Language
(My parents are having hardwood floors put down in the house. The carpenter is hammering the floor in. I am about three years old.)
Me: *walking out of my bedroom* “What is it with all the f****** noise?”
Carpenter: *stops mid hammer swing*
Mom: “[Name]! What did you say?”
Me: “Ugh! I *said*, ‘what’s with all the f****** noise?”
(I am quickly whisked away to be explained to that some words aren’t nice to say. Years later, Mom admitted that she had actually been a little proud that I used the word correctly!)
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
