Good Things Come To Those Who Wraith

| Romantic | April 29, 2014

(My boyfriend has been really stressed out with finals and has been pretty drained lately. We are having a conversation online.)

Me: “So… on a scale of zombie to skeleton, how dead are you?”

Boyfriend: “Wraith.”

Me: “Well, it’s almost over, love.”

Boyfriend: “The physical body is gone. Only the tortured spirit remains.”

Me: “Well… that will make our relationship a little bit tricky.”

Boyfriend: “Nah, we’ll just find a new body for me to possess.”

Me: “… Oh, the possibilities!”

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