Good Thing They Caught Each Other, Part 8

(I have never been a gamer because games make me dizzy. I am a fairly huge nerd, though, so I try to make a lot of references.)

Me: *headbutts* “Jenny used head-butt! Ben was confused!”

Boyfriend: “What?”

Me: *tackles* “Jenny used tackle! It was super-effective!”

Boyfriend: “What? Tackle is a normal attack; it can’t be super effective against anyone. And besides, head-butt can only make me flinch, it can’t confuse me.”

Me: *licks his nose* “Jenny used lick! Ben was paralyzed!” *giggles* “I’m going to lick you to death and there’s nothing you can do about it!”

Boyfriend: “…but paralysis doesn’t work every time. You’re bad at Pokémon and you should feel bad.”