Good Thing They Caught Each Other, Part 7

(My wife and I are wrestling on the couch, and I pin her down.)

Wife: “When I evolve, I’m going to kill you.”

Me: “What are you, a Magikarp?”

Wife: “Meowth to Persian, go!”

(As she says this, she pushes me off and tries to pin me.)

Me: “You’re such a nerd… I love you.”

(She then tells me that I had better not put this on NotAlwaysRomantic.)