Good Thing They Caught Each Other, Part 26
(I’m in bed with my husband watching YouTube. I just showed him a story on Not Always Romantic where a husband calls his wife’s butt “Jigglypuff.”)
Me: “This story reminds me of you.”
Husband: *reads it* “Huh.”
Me: “If you ever call my butt that, I’ll end you.”
Husband: “No, yours is more like Wigglytuff.”
Me: *glaring* “Why?”
Husband: “Because it wiggles and instead of a butt, it’s tuff.”
Me: *glares*
Husband: “…”
Me: *keeps glaring*
Husband: “Wait! I got it, Big Red! Because it’s big and gets red when I smack it!”
Me: “Why did I marry you?”
Related:
Good Thing They Caught Each Other, Part 25
Good Thing They Caught Each Other, Part 24
Good Thing They Caught Each Other, Part 23
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