Good Thing They Caught Each Other, Part 22

(My boyfriend and I are talking online, where we often commence disgustingly cute messages. It should be noted that I’ve started playing Pokémon again and had sent him messages earlier about how cute some of the babies were now.)

Me: “Love me?”

Boyfriend: “I suppose.”

Me: “Do you love me as much as I love Azurill?”

Boyfriend: “Oh, honey. I don’t think anyone can love that much.”