Good Thing They Caught Each Other, Part 15

(I am and always have been very into Pokémon, while my boyfriend is just getting into it because of me. He is playing one of the games as we text back and forth. It should be noted that my nickname for him is ‘Moose.’)

Boyfriend: “I like this game. Hey, what’s good against grass types?”

Me: “Lots of things. Fire, ice, flying, bug…”

(I don’t hear back for a while as he plays the game. Then I suddenly get another text.)

Boyfriend: “Moose used ‘Tackle!’ It’s super-effective! The wild [My Name] fell for Moose!”

Me: “The only flaw there is that ‘Tackle’ is a normal type move, and therefore isn’t super-effective against ANYTHING.”

Boyfriend: “I know… but I was hoping you’d give me this just once!”