Good Thing They Caught Each Other, Part 13

(My boyfriend and I are lying in bed after having sex.)

Boyfriend: “Were your marathon sessions with [ex-girlfriend] anything like this?”

Me: “Well, I was more dominant then. Why are you comparing yourself to my ex-girlfriend?”

Boyfriend: *singing* “I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was!”

Me: “No Pokémon theme songs in bed!”