Good Thing They Caught Each Other, Part 12
(My fiancé and I are cuddling in bed. I keep trying to get out of bed, but he keeps wrapping his arm around me.)
Me: “Stop it! I wanna get out!”
Fiancé: “But I wanna cuddle you!”
Me: “Jeez, you’re like a Tentacool using wrap!”
Fiancé: “Tentacool used wrap! You can’t escape!”
(He tries to cuddle me again.)
Me: “Aha! I have the ability Rough Skin! [Fiance’s name] was hurt!”
Fiancé: “…d*** it.”
(He actually lets me go!)
Question of the Week
Have you ever met a customer who thought the world revolved around them?