Good Thing The Room Didn’t Have A Kitchen Sink

We had a guest staying in our hotel under his boss’s card. He was fired on his last night and stole the hairdryer, three pillows — with cases and protectors — the trash can, the mattress pad, the sheets, the blanket and comforter, the bed skirt, the coffee basket with all the cups and fixings — but not the coffee maker — a lamp, and the three-foot square wall mirror! 

His boss was called and paid with his card for the damages, and then called the cops on the former employee. Housekeeping and maintenance somehow managed to get the room rentable within four hours. 

Honestly, we are surprised he left the TV!