Good Music Isn’t Sharp, Sadly Doesn’t Apply To Customers

Me: “Thank you for calling [Music School]. How can I help you?”

Caller: “Do y’all sell leather fanny packs?”

Me: “I’m sorry, ma’am, we are a music school. We do not carry anything like that. There used to be a handbag store in this location, but they have gone out of business.”

Caller: “Are you sure you don’t sell leather fanny packs?”

Me: “I am positive we don’t, as we are a music school.”

Caller: “Well, could you go check?”