Good Clean Money

(I am the customer.)

Me: *handing money to the cashier* “Wait. First, I have to warn you: this money is wet.”

Cashier: *freezes*

Me: “I swear it’s because I’m an idiot and washed my wallet in the laundry. I promise, it’s the cleanest money you’ll handle all day!”

Cashier: “Thanks for the warning!”