Good At Re-Cycling

(As my husband is leaving the store, something in his bag sets of the theft alarm. The security guard checks his bags with a handheld scanner to determine what caused the alarm. It turns out to be his backpack. The scanner also shows a match with a product ID number.)

Husband: “Do you need me to open my backpack?”

Security Guard: “The scanner says you have a bicycle in there. Either you’re the world’s best bicycle thief, or it’s a false alarm.”