Gong Hey Fat Chance!
(It’s the day after the Lunar New Year celebrations. I’m in the car with my mum and stepdad. We are all Caucasian.)
Me: “Happy Lunar New Year!”
Step-Dad: “What? You’re not Chinese, are you?”
Me: “Nah, I’m Chinese.”
Mum: “One in every three people is Chinese, you know, so it has to be [My Name].”