Reading You Your Rights
(I am five years old. My parents, my little brother, and I are on our way home after a day out.)
Me: “I’m hungry! Mom, can stop somewhere?”
Mom: “No, [My Name]. Besides, there isn’t anywhere out here to eat!”
Me: “Yes, there is! That sign says ‘restaurant!'”
Mom: “The jig is up! The kid can read!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?