Gone, As In Mentally
Lady: “Yeah, I just got back so I missed the big rain storm.”
Me: “Well, it wasn’t too bad. Where did you go? Out of town?”
Lady: “What?”
Me: “You got back from somewhere. Where did you go?”
Lady: “I haven’t been anywhere.”
Me: “So you were here for the rainstorm?”
Lady: “No, I was gone.”
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