Going To Need A Hurricane Of Context

, , , , , | Right | October 28, 2018

(It’s the day after Hurricane Hermine has finished dumping tons of rain on my area — bad flooding, power outages, etc. I work in a restaurant that has just opened at 6:00 am when a customer comes in.)

Customer: “If I show you a picture, can you tell me if you’ve seen this woman?”

Me: “Sure.”

(In the process he receives a phone call.)

Customer: “You found her? Where was she?!”

(The person on the phone responds, but I can’t hear.)

Customer: “YOU MEAN I WAS DRIVING AROUND WITH HER IN THE BACK OF THE TRUCK?!”

Me: *after he leaves* “What just happened?”

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