Going To Great Pains
(I work as a nurse for outpatient procedures. A patient has come in for a not-very-painful procedure, and has already received all of the drugs that we can safely give her for pain. This amount would have had a normal person sleeping by now.)
Patient: *screaming like she’s being tortured*
Me: “Oh, sweetheart, I know this is hard.”
(I put my hand in hers.)
Me: “Here. Try and breathe, and squeeze my hand.”
(She throws my hand away from her.)
Patient: “I don’t want your f****** hand. I WANT MY GODD*** DRUGS!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?