Making Light Of Your Relationship

(For about ten year now, I’ve always had strange colored hair, which has been amusing to many people. Right now, it’s a red-orange mix with a little shine in it. My boyfriend and I are being lazy in bed with just a nightlight on.)

Boyfriend: “Whoa, for a moment there, your hair looked 3D-animated in this light.”

Me: “Yeah, I need to tell you something. I’m the world’s most realistic 3D-animated hologram.”

Boyfriend: “D*** it! Forever aloooone!”