Going To Church With Just The Bear Necessities

| Related | May 3, 2013

(I am about three years old. I have recently become obsessed with the movie ‘The Jungle Book’. My mom is trying to get me ready to go to church. She is still in her pyjamas, and not ready at all. I’m in my church clothes.)

Mom: “We need to brush your hair!”

Me: “No! I don’t want to!”

Mom: “I mean it! Your hair is a mess!”

(I check out her pyjamas and un-brushed hair.)

Me: “You’re no basket of fruit yourself!”

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