Going Through This Maize Makes You Feel Blue

Customer: “Why do you put dye into your tortilla chips?”

Me: “We don’t. They’re made from blue corn.”

Customer: “I don’t appreciate being lied to.”

Me: “I’m not, ma’am. The corn is dark and tinted blue.”

Customer: “I guess I need to ask for the manager.”

The manager steps out and confirms what I had said, which only made her angrier. After her meal, when she’s leaving:

Customer: “I will be contacting the health department about your illegal dyeing of the corn chips!”

We never did hear anything from the health department, unfortunately.