Going Through A Dark (Chocolate) Period

(I’ve been on my period for about three days now and my cramps can get pretty bad. Today they are worse than normal and I decide to lay on the couch with a heating pad on my abdomen. Suddenly, my boyfriend of six months runs over:)

Boyfriend: *throws dark chocolate at my lower abdomen* “DIE, PMS! DIE, PERIOD! GO AWAY NOW!

(He’s the one.)