Going Through A Bad Spell At Work

(I am a known Harry Potter fan at work. This occurs while my coworkers and I are cleaning up after the restaurant is closed.)

Coworker: *with the broom* “Wingardium Leviosa!”

Me: “That’s the wrong spell for that.”

Coworker: “No, I was trying to levitate your jaw shut so you’d stop talking.”

Me: “Oh, look, it’s levitating my middle finger!”