Going Super Boo-va

(My boyfriend is a chemistry major at the local university and I am a physics major at the same school. We are laying on the beach one night after a long day of studying for finals.)

Boyfriend: “Such a beautiful night.”

Me: “Not really…you can’t see any stars. It’s too cloudy.”

Boyfriend: *looking at me* “I’m looking at one right now.”

Me: *outraged* “I am not a ball of gas!”

Boyfriend: “No, but you do destroy half the universe when you explode.”