It’s Going To Be One Of Those Nights

(I work in a hotel.)

Me: “Sir, it’s time for you to check out, as per our computer.”

Guest: “How dare you?! I want to leave tomorrow, not today! I was supposed to! That’s what I want!”

Me: “Sir, the date of your departure is written on your key packet. Did you not see it?”

Guest: “I don’t get paid to read! Who looks at their key packet?! This is f****** ridiculous!”

(He ranted and raved that he was not leaving until tomorrow and that we’d have to call the police to make him leave. The manager gave him a free night stay for his troubles and blamed me.)