Going Off-Menu Is Taking A Shot In The Dark

| East Lansing, MI, USA | Working | February 17, 2014

(My friends and I stop in at an Italian restaurant for lunch. The restaurant apparently has decided to make themselves seem more ‘fancy’ because they are now keeping the lights dimmed in the dining room. As we are peering at the menus in the dark, the waitress comes over, pen posed.)

Waitress: “What can I get for you?”

My Friend: *looking up at her with annoyance* “A flashlight.”

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