Going Loco If You’re Not Local

(My family and I, while traveling, have stopped at a very busy local restaurant. We are seated quickly, but then totally ignored. In spite of several attempts to flag down a server, we still get no help. After observing a family that has come in after us pay and leave, we decide that we would take our business elsewhere. While at a small hotdog stand, I related what had happened to us.)

Hotdog Stand Owner: “They give me more business. You have to be a local to get served there.”

Me: “Well, that’s interesting, as they are a major truck stop with billboards on the freeway…”