Going Head-First Into Your Innuendo

(My family is having dinner at a restaurant for Mother’s Day. I’m sitting with my brother and sister opposite our grandpa.)

Grandpa: *pouring beer* “Oops, too much head.”

Brother: “Are you practicing your beer-pouring skills so you can be a barman?”

Grandpa: “No, I don’t think I’ll be able to work a bar with this dismal effort.”

Me: *muttering* “It’s got more head than a high school football player.”

Brother & Sister: *laughing so hard they’re crying*

(My stepdad was laughing too hard to tell us off.)