Going From Bat To Worse
(Guys like to punish the bathroom, and my boyfriend is not an exception.)
Boyfriend: “I need to go to the bathroom, and it is going to be really bad.”
Me: “You have given the toilet everything!”
Boyfriend: *Batman voice* “Not everything. Not yet.”
Me: “…we are going to have separate bathrooms in our house.”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
