Going Ape Over The New Baby
When my younger sister was born, my parents announced it with several banners throughout the house proclaiming “It’s a girl!,” including one on the nursery door. I was two, nearly three, so while I could recognize certain letters, I couldn’t read.
My mother found me standing on front of the nursery room door, staring at the banner with an intense look of concentration.
Why? Because I was convinced the sign said “It’s a gorilla!”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?