Godzilla Versus The Muppets

Me: “Hi, I am looking for a costume I saw on your website. It is a hood and gloves that looks like a Godzilla-type green monster?”

Employee: “Oh, yeah, I know just what you’re talking about! It’s over here!”

(The employee leads me to a display and shows me a very revealing, full body costume that looks like a Muppet.)

Employee: “This is it!”

Me: “No, this is a full-body Muppet. What I am looking for just goes over your head and hands, and looks like Godzilla.”

Employee: “Oh, sorry. Now I know what you’re talking about!”

(Leads me to a different display, takes off a package of green leg warmers and hands them to me.)

Me: “No, this isn’t it either…”

Employee: “Sorry. Wait, what did you ask for me for again? A teddy bear?”

Me: “Never mind. Maybe I can find it myself.”