Godless And Sexless
(My girlfriend and I are relaxing after a rather passionate period. We begin to talk about our friend’s sex lives. A certain couple in particular springs to mind.)
Girlfriend: “But what about [Friend’s Girlfriend]? Have they had sex yet?”
Me: “Not to my knowledge.”
Girlfriend: “Really?”
(There is a long pause before she speaks again.)
Girlfriend: “Do you think she’s… you know?”
Me: “What?”
Girlfriend: “That word where you don’t like sex… atheist?”
(I promptly lost it at that point, and so did she. She was looking for the word ‘asexual.’)
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