God Help Them When They Get Netflix

| Related | May 18, 2014

(My mum and step-dad are very happy together, and have been together for 20 years, but fight like something else, mostly over technology. She calls me up for a chat after one such argument.)

Mum: “I’m running away. I’m taking the dog and buying a canal boat.”

Me: “Why?”

Mum: “We couldn’t set the DVD player up.”

Me: “I’ll be over tomorrow.”

(Every time they get a new toy it’s the same.)

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