Go To Bed With The Chickens

| Romantic | May 27, 2014

(My fiancé often falls asleep before I do. On this night, I am playing on my phone to relax while he snores.)

Fiancé: *sits bolt upright* “No!”

Me: “What?!”

(My fiancé jumps up out of bed.)

Fiancé: “No, no, no, no, no!”

Me: “Baby, what’s wrong?”

Fiancé: *starts throwing the blankets around* “There’s a chicken in the bed!”

Me: “Um… there is not a chicken in the bed.”

Fiancé: “But… there was a barbecue chicken in the bed. He was just here.”

(Then, I realize my fiancé’s eyes are not open. He is completely asleep! He didn’t remember a thing in the morning.)

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