Should Go See A Doctor About Your Lizard Foot

, , , , | Friendly | November 28, 2017

(I am about to have an ingrown toenail worked on. I’m talking with my friends about it, during which the following occurs.)

Me: *joking* “Wish me luck, guys. I may never walk the same again.”

Friend #1: “What? Why?”

Friend #2: “Are you serious, [Friend #1]? She may have to have her toe amputated!”

Friend #1: “But… your toes grow back when they’re amputated, right?”

Me: *jaw-drop*

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