Should Go See A Doctor About Your Lizard Foot
(I am about to have an ingrown toenail worked on. I’m talking with my friends about it, during which the following occurs.)
Me: *joking* “Wish me luck, guys. I may never walk the same again.”
Friend #1: “What? Why?”
Friend #2: “Are you serious, [Friend #1]? She may have to have her toe amputated!”
Friend #1: “But… your toes grow back when they’re amputated, right?”
Me: *jaw-drop*