Go Put It On The Settee (Alpha Five)

(My three-year-old daughter is helping me put together the bag of things my wife will need at the hospital when she gives birth. In Hebrew, the word ‘kahn’ means ‘here.’)

Me: *handing my daughter a pair of socks* “Go put this on the dining room table.”

Daughter: “Where should I put it? Kahn? Or kahn?”

Me & Wife: *simultaneously* “Kaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhn!”