Go, Grandma, Go!

(My grandparents live about three-quarters of a mile out of town on a county highway with a speed limit of 55 mph. I’ve been studying my drivers’ manual and getting ready to take my road test to get my license in a few weeks. I am riding with them on the way to their farm.)

Grandpa: “You don’t need to drive that fast, especially when you’re first starting out with your license. Take our road, for example. There is no reason you should even get to 55 miles an hour if you’re coming to our house from town.”

Grandma: *under her breath* “Wanna bet?”