Go Back To School Of Rock
(My coworkers and I are discussing music that stays good across generations. Somebody mentions Elvis Presley.)
Coworker #1: “Wait… Wasn’t Elvis Presley the guy who killed all the Jews?”
Coworker #2: “What?! No! Elvis Presley was the King of Rock!”
Coworker #1: “Who am I thinking of?”
Me: “You’re thinking of Adolf Hitler.”
Coworker #1: “Yeah! That’s him!”
Me: “How do you even mix up those two people?!”
Coworker #1: “Hey, they’ve both been dead a long time!”
Me: “So have Mozart and Mussolini, but you don’t see people confusing those two, either!”
Coworker #1: “Who was Mussolini?”
Me: “Just… go back to high school.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?