Go Back To School Of Rock

Working | February 17, 2014

(My coworkers and I are discussing music that stays good across generations. Somebody mentions Elvis Presley.)

Coworker #1: “Wait… Wasn’t Elvis Presley the guy who killed all the Jews?”

Coworker #2: “What?! No! Elvis Presley was the King of Rock!”

Coworker #1: “Who am I thinking of?”

Me: “You’re thinking of Adolf Hitler.”

Coworker #1: “Yeah! That’s him!”

Me: “How do you even mix up those two people?!”

Coworker #1: “Hey, they’ve both been dead a long time!”

Me: “So have Mozart and Mussolini, but you don’t see people confusing those two, either!”

Coworker #1: “Who was Mussolini?”

Me: “Just… go back to high school.”

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